All-Stars

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Year Formed: 2007

  • 2014 DNN Reader’s Poll – Nominee for Team of the Year
  • 2013 Division 1 Playoffs, Richmond, VA – 8th Place
  • 2012 DNN Reader’s Poll – Nominee for Most Improved Team

Current All-Stars

  • Dottie
    Dottie
    All-Stars Coach
  • Irate Pirate
    Irate Pirate
    All-Stars Coach
  • Hit ‘N Ronda
    Hit ‘N Ronda
    Number 480 | All-Stars Captain
  • Band-Aid
    Band-Aid
    Number 316
  • Game Ovaries
    Game Ovaries
    Number 5
  • Kim Possible
    Kim Possible
    Number 731
  • Lil njen
    Lil njen
    Number 473
  • Penalty Bex
    Penalty Bex
    Number WD40
  • Phantasm
    Phantasm
    Number 818
  • Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
    Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
    Number 57
  • Sweet Nyx
    Sweet Nyx
    Number 913
  • Techno Destructo
    Techno Destructo
    Retired in 2014
  • The Wreckoning
    The Wreckoning
    Number 8
  • KY Krusher
    KY Krusher
    Number 27 | Alternate
  • Scorpion
    Scorpion
    Number 603 | Alternate
Dottie
All-Stars Coach
Irate Pirate
All-Stars Coach

Nickname: Irate Pirate
Number: 10
Position: Blocker, Pivot, Alternate Jammer

Team/Teams:
Skate Free or Die! All Stars (2008-2012)
Revenge of the NHRD’s (2011)
Queen City Cherry Bombs (2011, 2012-2014)
Granite Skate Troopers (2010-2014)
All Stars – 2015, 2016 (Captain, 2016)
Retired – 2016
Coach – All-Stars – 2017

Rookie Year: 2008

Theme Song: If Yr Not, Ani DiFranco

Hidden Talents: Sword Dancer

Secret Weapon: If I tell you, it will no longer be a secret.

Derby Wife: N Raging Grace

(Former wife – MakeOut Bandit)

Who is/was your mentor: Dee Stortion, Estrogeena Davis, Emma Donnelly

Likes: Coffee, Roller Derby, tall ships, dancing, motorcycles, hip checks, cupcakes, coffee, trying new things, hiking.

Dislikes: Poor sportsmanship, insubordination, mutiny, trips to the box, not having coffee, and ninjas.

Thoughts to live by:
“You were once wild here. Don’t let them tame you.” -Isadora Duncan
“It’s life isn’t it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels.” -Katharine Hepburn

Hit ‘N Ronda
Number 480 | All-Stars Captain
Band-Aid
Number 316
Game Ovaries
Number 5
Kim Possible
Number 731

Nickname: KP
Number: 731
Position: Blocker

Team/Teams:
Nightmare on Elm Street – 2014
Cherry Bombs – 2015
All-Stars – 2015, 2016

Rookie Year: 2014

Theme Song: Call me beep me/Kim Possible Theme Song

Hidden Talents: Saving Lives

Secret Weapon: Plow stops

Derby Wife: Penalty Bex

Who is your mentor:  In real life, my mother. In derby life, Bobbi Gore, Crue, & my two Mom’s

Likes: Polka dots, Sleep, Adventure, naked mole rats named Rufus

Dislikes: Evil geniuses, Antagonists, Evil World Domination

Thoughts to live by: “Call me beep me if you wanna reach me”

Lil njen
Number 473
Penalty Bex
Number WD40

Nickname: Bex
Number: WD40
Position: Blocker/Relief Jammer
Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs
Rookie Year: 2010
Hidden Talents: Baby Whisperer
Secret Weapon: Wouldn’t you like to know…
Derby Wife: KP <3
Likes: FOOD!
Dislikes: cold, lies, touching people….
Thoughts to live by: Fear comes from the unknown; together we can combat fear

Phantasm
Number 818
Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
Number 57
Rookie Year: 2010
Number: 57
Teams you’ve been on:
Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls (Serial Thrillers, Straight Jackettes)
NHRD All-Stars
Best Skill: Communicating on the Track
Secret Weapon: My Booty
Theme Song: “Can’t Hold Us” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Sweet Nyx
Number 913

Nickname: Nyx
Number: 913
Position: Jammer
Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs/Cheapskates
Rookie Year: FALL 2015
Theme Song: Masterpiece – Jessie J
Hidden Talents: I think I’ll keep that to myself  ;)
Secret Weapon: Why would I give that out?!
Derby Wife: TBD
Who is your mentor?  Irate, Beta and River (I look up to so many vets!)
Likes: Being active, dancing and …  ;)
Dislikes: CILANTRO
Thoughts to live by: And though she be but little she is fierce

Techno Destructo
Retired in 2014
The Wreckoning
Number 8
KY Krusher
Number 27 | Alternate
Scorpion
Number 603 | Alternate

History

Currently known as the New Hampshire Roller Derby All-Stars, the former team name, the Skate Free or Die All-Stars paid homage to the original New Hampshire Roller Derby league name, the Skate Free or Die Rollergirls. Roller derby made a come-back in 2001 and in July of 2007 it had made its way to New Hampshire. Allison Trela (later known as Dee Stortion) and her friend, Rachel Hapenney (later known as Dementia a Gogo) thought it would be cool to start a roller derby league just for fun. Little did they know it would grow into the state’s largest league. They came up with the name The Skate Free or Die Rollergirls playing with New Hampshire’s state slogan, “Live free or die.”

By 2009 the league played its first full-length season and due to its growth more teams needed to be added. Thus New Hampshire Roller Derby became the league name and the Skate Free or Die All-Stars became the A-team to honor to the original league name.

On June 17, 2010, New Hampshire Roller Derby’s Skate Free or Die All-Stars were officially added into the WFTDA (Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby Association). New Hampshire Roller Derby was now able to play and be ranked on the national level with Roller Derby leagues around the country.