All-Stars

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Year Formed: 2007

  • 2014 DNN Reader’s Poll – Nominee for Team of the Year
  • 2013 Division 1 Playoffs, Richmond, VA – 8th Place
  • 2012 DNN Reader’s Poll – Nominee for Most Improved Team

Current All-Stars

  • Dottie Danger
    Dottie Danger
    All-Stars Coach
  • Irate Pirate
    Irate Pirate
    All-Stars Coach
  • Amanda Goodell
    Amanda Goodell
    Number 2
  • Band-Aid
    Band-Aid
    Number 316
  • Berry Short Quake
    Berry Short Quake
    Number 4326
  • Caitlin Murphy
    Caitlin Murphy
    Number 4
  • Hammer
    Hammer
  • Iron Mader
    Iron Mader
  • Kim Possible
    Kim Possible
    Number 731
  • KY Krusher
    KY Krusher
    Number 27
  • Lil njen
    Lil njen
    Number 473
  • Mona Fury
    Mona Fury
  • Penalty Bex
    Penalty Bex
    Number WD40
  • Phantasm
    Phantasm
    Number 818
  • Saiyan
    Saiyan
  • Scorpion
    Scorpion
    Number 603
  • She-Rex
    She-Rex
    Number 895
  • Sweet Nyx
    Sweet Nyx
    Number 913
  • UnGradylike
    UnGradylike
  • The Wreckoning
    The Wreckoning
    Number 8
Dottie Danger
All-Stars Coach
Irate Pirate
All-Stars Coach
Nickname: Irate Pirate Number: 10 Position: Blocker, Pivot, Alternate Jammer Team/Teams: Skate Free or Die! All Stars (2008-2012) Revenge of the NHRD’s (2011) Queen City Cherry Bombs (2011, 2012-2014) Granite Skate Troopers (2010-2014) All Stars – 2015, 2016 (Captain, 2016) Retired – 2016 Coach – All-Stars – 2017 Rookie Year: 2008 Theme Song: If Yr Not, Ani DiFranco Hidden Talents: Sword Dancer Secret Weapon: If I tell you, it will no longer be a secret. Derby Wife: N Raging Grace (Former wife – MakeOut Bandit) Who is/was your mentor: Dee Stortion, Estrogeena Davis, Emma Donnelly Likes: Coffee, Roller Derby, tall ships, dancing, motorcycles, hip checks, cupcakes, coffee, trying new things, hiking. Dislikes: Poor sportsmanship, insubordination, mutiny, trips to the box, not having coffee, and ninjas. Thoughts to live by: “You were once wild here. Don’t let them tame you.” -Isadora Duncan “It’s life isn’t it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels.” -Katharine Hepburn
Amanda Goodell
Number 2
Nickname: Douche Number: 2 Position: Blocker, occasional pivot, rare jammer Team/Teams: All-Stars – 2015, 2016, 2017 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2013-2014 Granite Skate Troopers – 2013-2014 Granite State Roller Derby – 2010-2012 ManchVegas Roller Girls – 2010 Rookie Year: 2010 Theme Song: “Mama Said Knock You Out” – LL Cool J Hidden Talents: 😉 Secret Weapon: Rhinosorcery Derby Wife: Deck’erson? Who is your mentor? I’ve learned so much from so many! Likes: Boston Terriers, argyle, matching, and the ability to spell. Dislikes: Fake people, early mornings, poor grammar, and room temperature drinks. Thoughts to live by: “It always seems impossible until it’s done.” – Nelson Mandela
Band-Aid
Number 316
Berry Short Quake
Number 4326
Caitlin Murphy
Number 4
Nickname:  Deck, the skater formerly known as Emily Deck’erson Number: 4 Position: Jammer, dabble as a blocker/pivot Team/Teams: All-Stars – 2015, 2016 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2013-2014 Granite Skate Troopers – 2013-2014 Granite State Roller Derby – 2010-2012 ManchVegas Roller Girls – 2009-2010 Rookie Year: 2009 Theme Song: “Monster” – Kanye West Hidden Talents: Making lipstick last an entire game, keeping a two-skater household running and mostly fed, giving high fives. Secret Weapon: Teammates who are really good at playing roller derby. Derby Wife: No one has made an honest woman of me yet…Douche probably scares them all off. Who is your mentor?  Lady Shatterly, Katrina Swirko, Prissassin Likes: Scoring points, high fives, Mom time, black wine, offense, actually jumping the apex, bandanas, wearing pink. Dislikes: Being hangry, getting recycled, negativity, official reviews. Thoughts to live by: “Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.” – Jake, Adventure Time
Hammer
Iron Mader
Kim Possible
Number 731
Nickname: KP Number: 731 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: Nightmare on Elm Street – 2014 Cherry Bombs – 2015 All-Stars – 2015, 2016 Rookie Year: 2014 Theme Song: Call me beep me/Kim Possible Theme Song Hidden Talents: Saving Lives Secret Weapon: Plow stops Derby Wife: Penalty Bex Who is your mentor:  In real life, my mother. In derby life, Bobbi Gore, Crue, & my two Mom’s Likes: Polka dots, Sleep, Adventure, naked mole rats named Rufus Dislikes: Evil geniuses, Antagonists, Evil World Domination Thoughts to live by: “Call me beep me if you wanna reach me”
KY Krusher
Number 27
Lil njen
Number 473
Mona Fury
Penalty Bex
Number WD40
Nickname: Bex Number: WD40 Position: Blocker/Relief Jammer Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs Rookie Year: 2010 Hidden Talents: Baby Whisperer Secret Weapon: Wouldn’t you like to know… Derby Wife: KP <3 Likes: FOOD! Dislikes: cold, lies, touching people…. Thoughts to live by: Fear comes from the unknown; together we can combat fear
Phantasm
Number 818
Saiyan
Scorpion
Number 603
She-Rex
Number 895
Sweet Nyx
Number 913
Nickname: Nyx Number: 913 Position: Jammer Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs/Cheapskates Rookie Year: FALL 2015 Theme Song: Masterpiece – Jessie J Hidden Talents: I think I’ll keep that to myself  ;) Secret Weapon: Why would I give that out?! Derby Wife: TBD Who is your mentor?  Irate, Beta and River (I look up to so many vets!) Likes: Being active, dancing and …  ;) Dislikes: CILANTRO Thoughts to live by: And though she be but little she is fierce
UnGradylike
The Wreckoning
Number 8

History

Currently known as the New Hampshire Roller Derby All-Stars, the former team name, the Skate Free or Die All-Stars paid homage to the original New Hampshire Roller Derby league name, the Skate Free or Die Rollergirls. Roller derby made a come-back in 2001 and in July of 2007 it had made its way to New Hampshire. Allison Trela (later known as Dee Stortion) and her friend, Rachel Hapenney (later known as Dementia a Gogo) thought it would be cool to start a roller derby league just for fun. Little did they know it would grow into the state’s largest league. They came up with the name The Skate Free or Die Rollergirls playing with New Hampshire’s state slogan, “Live free or die.”

By 2009 the league played its first full-length season and due to its growth more teams needed to be added. Thus New Hampshire Roller Derby became the league name and the Skate Free or Die All-Stars became the A-team to honor to the original league name.

On June 17, 2010, New Hampshire Roller Derby’s Skate Free or Die All-Stars were officially added into the WFTDA (Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby Association). New Hampshire Roller Derby was now able to play and be ranked on the national level with Roller Derby leagues around the country.