Retired Skaters

Skating, volunteering, coaching, leading… these people have done it all and have the scars to prove it! NHRD would like to thank these incredible former members for their years of service to the league. They hold a special place deep down in the cockles of our hearts… maybe below the cockles, in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don’t know…

  • 2Pack Shocker
    2Pack Shocker
    Retired Cherry Bombs Coach 2015
  • Acute Pain
    Acute Pain
    Retired in 2013
  • Angelina JoLethal
    Angelina JoLethal
    Retired 2016
  • Anja ina Heartbeat
    Anja ina Heartbeat
    Retired in 2013
  • Atari JoyKick
    Atari JoyKick
    Retired in 2013
  • Aubree Malicious
    Aubree Malicious
    Retired 2014
  • Avada Kedavra
    Avada Kedavra
    Number 87
  • Bash
    Bash
    Retired in 2014
  • Beta Blocker
    Beta Blocker
    Retired 2017
  • Bette Thistlehurt
    Bette Thistlehurt
    Retired
  • Bo Loco
    Bo Loco
    Retired 2017
  • Bobbi Gore
    Bobbi Gore
    Retired in 2014
  • Cee N. Spots
    Cee N. Spots
    Retired in 2014
  • Chicana Bruzya
    Chicana Bruzya
    Retired in 2014
  • Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
    Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
    Retired in 2014
  • ChuckNU Around
    ChuckNU Around
    Retired in 2013
  • Clawed Monet
    Clawed Monet
    Retired 2015
  • Cray Cray
    Cray Cray
    Retired in 2013
  • Critical Hit
    Critical Hit
    Retired 2017
  • Crueliette Lewis
    Crueliette Lewis
    Retired in 2014
  • Dirty Kat Box
    Dirty Kat Box
    Retired in 2013
  • Dixon Vixen
    Dixon Vixen
    Retired 2015
  • Dr. Ogre Kill
    Dr. Ogre Kill
    Retired 2014
  • Ellison
    Ellison
    Retired 2016
  • Emma Donnelly
    Emma Donnelly
    Retired in 2014
  • Estrogeena Davis
    Estrogeena Davis
    Retired 2015
  • Fittnado
    Fittnado
    Retired 2015
  • Freak’n Sweet 16
    Freak’n Sweet 16
    Retired
  • Gil T. Conscience
    Gil T. Conscience
    Retired in 2013
  • Gypsy
    Gypsy
    Number 401
  • Ivanna B. Vicious
    Ivanna B. Vicious
    Retired in 2013
  • JC Superscar
    JC Superscar
    Retired in 2013
  • Jorge
    Jorge
    Retired All-Stars Coach 2017
  • Jynx
    Jynx
    Retired 2016
  • Ka McKazie Kink
    Ka McKazie Kink
    Captain | Number 0
  • Kaos Borne
    Kaos Borne
    Retired 2016
  • Katrina Swirko
    Katrina Swirko
    Retired in 2015
  • Kim Bong Ill
    Kim Bong Ill
    Retired in 2014
  • Knock-A-Hoedown
    Knock-A-Hoedown
    Retired 2017
  • Lau-N-Disorder
    Lau-N-Disorder
    Retired 2016
  • Liv N. Fear
    Liv N. Fear
    Retired in 2014
  • M-Eighty HD
    M-Eighty HD
    Retired in 2013
  • Mac Truck Mel
    Mac Truck Mel
    Retired 2016
  • Marley Quinn
    Marley Quinn
    Retired 2016
  • Mary Eff’n Poppins
    Mary Eff’n Poppins
    Retired in 2013
  • Maully Offender
    Maully Offender
    Retired 2016
  • McKilla Queen
    McKilla Queen
    Retired in 2014
  • Medusa’s Might
    Medusa’s Might
  • Mimi Brown
    Mimi Brown
    Retired 2014
  • Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
    Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
    Retired in 2014
  • MissTres Manda
    MissTres Manda
    Retired in 2013
  • Mizz Dizzastah
    Mizz Dizzastah
    Retired
  • N. Raging Grace
    N. Raging Grace
    Retired 2015
  • Nuclear Beatdown
    Nuclear Beatdown
    Retired
  • Pammy Decker
    Pammy Decker
    Retired in 2014
  • Pixie Bruiser
    Pixie Bruiser
    Retired in 2015
  • Plasmatic Kitty
    Plasmatic Kitty
    Retired 2016
  • Poison AppleBottom
    Poison AppleBottom
    Retired 2014
  • Prissassin
    Prissassin
    Retired in 2016
  • Punky Bruiser
    Punky Bruiser
    Retired 2017
  • Rage of Aquarius
    Rage of Aquarius
    Retired in 2014
  • Renna Gade
    Renna Gade
    Retired
  • River Song
    River Song
    Retired 2017
  • Roxie Roll’n
    Roxie Roll’n
    Retired in 2012
  • Rush N. Rule It
    Rush N. Rule It
    Retired 2015
  • Seema Littleoff
    Seema Littleoff
    Retired in 2012
  • Seriously Slam’n
    Seriously Slam’n
    Retired
  • ShellATTACKaCardia
    ShellATTACKaCardia
    Retired
  • Shell B. Trouble
    Shell B. Trouble
    Retired 2015
  • Sioux A Cyde
    Sioux A Cyde
    Retired in 2013
  • Slam I Am
    Slam I Am
    Retired
  • Slick Tracy
    Slick Tracy
  • Smash Atoms
    Smash Atoms
    Retired 2015
  • Sonic Doom
    Sonic Doom
    Retired 2015
  • Souza
    Souza
    Retired 2015
  • Stagersaurus
    Stagersaurus
    Retired 2016
  • Su McKenzie
    Su McKenzie
    Retired in 2014
  • Tank’d Girl
    Tank’d Girl
    Retired in 2013
  • The Tartlet Dodger
    The Tartlet Dodger
    Retired 2016
  • Trina Trioxin
    Trina Trioxin
    Retired in 2013
  • T-Wrecks
    T-Wrecks
    Retired 2015
  • Valkyrie
    Valkyrie
    Number 70
  • Vindetta
    Vindetta
    Retired 2017
  • Zom B. Hunt-Her
    Zom B. Hunt-Her
    Number 42
2Pack Shocker
Retired Cherry Bombs Coach 2015

Biography

2Pack Shocker is a skater from the Mass Maelstrom league in Massachusetts. He holds a Bachelor’s degree in Exercise Science and Psychology and has worked professionally as a Coach and Personal Trainer. He began his roller derby career as a referee in 2010 and holds a Level-Two certification from the WFTDA. In 2013 Shocker began his skating career with The Mean Mountain Boys of Vermont where he earned two MVP awards. In 2014 Shocker transferred to Mass Maelstrom. 2015 marks Shocker’s second season with the Mass Maelstrom and first season coaching the Cherry Bombs.

 

Photo credit: Kevin Pillsbury

Acute Pain
Retired in 2013
Angelina JoLethal
Retired 2016

Nickname: Angelina JoLethal
Number: 17
Position: Jammer, Blocker

Team/Teams:
Cherry Bombs – 2015
All-Stars – 2015, 2016

Rookie Year: 2014

Theme Song: The Dirty Glass – Dropkick Murphys

Hidden Talents: Cosplay

Secret Weapon: My booty

Derby Wife: Tart

Who is your mentor: Irate Pirate, Tart, Crue

Likes: Cats, video games, chocolate and wine

Dislikes: Low Blocks

Anja ina Heartbeat
Retired in 2013
Atari JoyKick
Retired in 2013
Aubree Malicious
Retired 2014
Avada Kedavra
Number 87
Bash
Retired in 2014
Beta Blocker
Retired 2017

Nickname: Beta or Beta Blocka
Number: 978
Position: pivot/blocker and relief jammer!
Team/Teams: NHRD All Stars 2016
Rookie Year: 2014 Season (W/ Nashville Brawl Stars)
Theme Song: eye of the tiger
Hidden Talents: I can read minds really well :P
Secret Weapon: probably my boney hips lol
Derby Wife: As far as I am concerned I am a baby, but I have my parents deck and douche  :D
Who is your mentor? No one specifically- the girls I usually block with though(Deck, Douche, Irate) are all helpful
Likes: I love cats, I love every kinda cat
Dislikes: sore losers or winners, being cold, tuna fish, sour cream ickkkk
Thoughts to live by: Hard work pays off

Bette Thistlehurt
Retired
Bo Loco
Retired 2017

Nickname: Bo
Number: 91
Position: Blocker/Pivot

Team/Teams:
Granite Skate Troopers  2014
Cherry Bombs 2014- 2015
All-Stars- 2015, 2016

Rookie Year: 2014

Theme Song: “This Town Aint Big Enough For The Both of Us” by Sparks

Hidden Talents: Professional grade cakes!

Secret Weapon: Buns of steel.

Derby Wife: Giggles #3X7 and secret derby lover: Vindetta #203

Who is your mentor? Irate Pirate #10, Caitlin Murphy #4, Amanda Goodell #2

Likes: Chocolate, Netflix and like, 5 people.

Dislikes: Those sneaky, sneaky jammers.

Thoughts to live by: Always stay ahead of the jammer.

Bobbi Gore
Retired in 2014
Cee N. Spots
Retired in 2014
Chicana Bruzya
Retired in 2014
Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
Retired in 2014
ChuckNU Around
Retired in 2013
Clawed Monet
Retired 2015

Nickname: Clawed
Number: 1874
Position: Blocker
Rookie Year: 2011
Teams:
All-Stars – 2015
Skate Free or Die All Stars – 2014
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2012-2013
Granite Skate Troopers – 2012-2013

Bruises are my medium. Bodies are my canvas. Using my own body as a brush, I leave my mark upon my opponents, traces of my presence that persist into daily life. My art is performative; the bruises are only a record of the event, of the game that drives all of us to push ourselves towards greatness. Like my namesake, my art captures just a moment of life. It just happens that moments of my life are more hardcore than yours.

Cray Cray
Retired in 2013
Critical Hit
Retired 2017

Nickname:  Critical Hit (Crit)
Number: 20
Position: Jammer
Team/Teams: NHRD Cherry Bombs and All-Stars
Rookie Year: 2016
Theme Song: Warrior’s Call – Volbeat
Hidden Talents: I knit! I love making things for people <3
Secret Weapon: I’m fairly strong – working to use that to my advantage. Also, coffee
Derby Wife:
Who is your mentor?  Lethal!
Likes: snacks, working out, bacon, coloring, legos, desert before dinner, and hanging with friends/family
Dislikes: negativity, decaf, and meetings that could be emails
Thoughts to live by: ‘semper gumby’ (means be flexible) and ‘death before decaf’

Crueliette Lewis
Retired in 2014
Dirty Kat Box
Retired in 2013
Dixon Vixen
Retired 2015

Nickname: Dixon Vixen
Number: 926
Position: Blocker

Team/Teams:
Cherry Bombs – 2015

Rookie Year: 2015

Theme Song: Walking Dead theme

Hidden Talents: Rescuing animals

Derby Wife: Pixie Bruiser. My derby crush is Piper.

Who is your mentor: Pixie Bruiser

Likes: Animal rights, exercise, underdogs, tasty cocktails, and Daryl Dixon, of course.

Dislikes: Mean people, winter, mom jeans, lima beans, people who don’t respect the planet

Thoughts to live by: Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical person that you are.

 

Dr. Ogre Kill
Retired 2014
Ellison
Retired 2016

Nickname: Piper
Number: 626
Position: Jammer
Rookie Year: 2014
Teams:
All-Stars – 2015, 2016
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014
Granite Skate Troopers – 2014

Emma Donnelly
Retired in 2014
Estrogeena Davis
Retired 2015
Fittnado
Retired 2015

Nickname: Fitt
Number: 603
Position: Jammer
Rookie Year: 2014
Teams:
All-Stars  – 2015
Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014

Freak’n Sweet 16
Retired
Freak’n Sweet 16
Meltdowns JAM Coach
SFOD Allstars skater, bench manager, jam coach
Gil T. Conscience
Retired in 2013
Gypsy
Number 401
Ivanna B. Vicious
Retired in 2013
JC Superscar
Retired in 2013
Jorge
Retired All-Stars Coach 2017

Jorge coached the New Hampshire Roller Derby All-Stars for the 2015 and 2016 seasons.

Jynx
Retired 2016

Number: 22
Position: Blocker
Rookie Year: 2014
Teams:
Nightmares on Elm Street – 2014
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2015
All-Stars – 2015, 2016

Ka McKazie Kink
Captain | Number 0

Nickname: Kink
Number: 0
Position:  Blocker, Pivot

Team/Teams:
Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014
Cherry Bombs – 2015

Rookie Year: 2014

Theme Song: Highway to the Danger Zone

Hidden Talents: They are hidden safely under my bed with other…things…

Secret Weapon: My brain

Derby Wife: I can’t be tied down

Who is your mentor?  I have many

Likes: Astrophysics, Flying airplanes, Dancing, Winning

Dislikes:  Bad attitude, laziness, failure

Thoughts to live by: I’ll try anything three times…unless it kills me on try one or two

Kaos Borne
Retired 2016

Nickname:  Kaos Borne
Number: 313
Position: Wherever I’m needed
Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs
Rookie Year: Fall 2015
Theme Song: Halestorm – Daughters of Darkness
Hidden Talents: Confusing people
Secret Weapon: Surprise cat butt
Derby Wife: pending…
Who is your mentor?:  Irate Pirate and Massenkill La Douche
Likes: Relaxing while taking a long walk through the forest… Ignore the body I’m dragging…
Dislikes: Burpees
Thoughts to live by: I’m not *on* the Brute Squad… I *AM* the Brute Squad.

Katrina Swirko
Retired in 2015
Kim Bong Ill
Retired in 2014
Knock-A-Hoedown
Retired 2017

Nickname: Nacca, Knock-a
Number: 3
Position: Jammer/blocker

Team/Teams:
Devil Dog Derby Dames (home team and All-Star team)
Cherry Bombs – 2015
All-Stars – 2015

Rookie Year: 2014

Theme Song: Thugluv or Wannabe by the Spice Girls

Hidden Talents: cooking

Secret Weapon: Well that’s a secret

Derby Wife: Grimm the reaper 626 !!!

Who is your mentor?  rox.m.hard. Mz.hyde Grimm the reaper

Likes: food, lots of food. Derby. My boyfriends dog, and sometimes my boyfriend.

Dislikes: Speeding tickets, gaining weight. Not being able to do something I want.

Thoughts to live by: Just keep swimming

Lau-N-Disorder
Retired 2016

Nickname: Lau
Number: 11-11
Position: Jammer, Blocker
Rookie Year: 2010
Teams:
All-Stars – 2015, 2016
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014
Nightmares on Elm Street – 2013-2014
Roller Derby Manchester – 2012
ManchVegas RollerGirls – 2010-2012

Growing up I loved to play team sports and have always been competitive. I went to my first bout 3 years ago and I was hooked. Derby for life… or until I can’t skate any longer!

Liv N. Fear
Retired in 2014
M-Eighty HD
Retired in 2013
Mac Truck Mel
Retired 2016
Marley Quinn
Retired 2016
Mary Eff’n Poppins
Retired in 2013
Maully Offender
Retired 2016

Number 101

McKilla Queen
Retired in 2014
Medusa’s Might
Mimi Brown
Retired 2014
Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
Retired in 2014
MissTres Manda
Retired in 2013
Mizz Dizzastah
Retired

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N. Raging Grace
Retired 2015

Nickname:  Gracie
Number: 341
Position: Blocker/Pivot, alternate Jammer

Team/Teams:
Queen City Cherry Bombs (2010-2013, 2014)
Revenge of the NHRDs (2011)
Skate Free or Die All-Stars, (2012-2013, 2014)
Seabrook Meltdowns (2010-2011)
Granite Skate Troopers (2012-2014)
All-Stars (2015)

Rookie Year: 2010

Theme Song: The Day That Never Comes – Metallica

Hidden Talents: TGLF

Secret Weapon: TSO

Derby Wife: Irate Pirite #10
(former wife- Seema Littleoff)

Who is your mentor?  Sexie Sladie, Estrogeena Davis

Likes: Sporting events, all aspects of nature, total honesty, genuine people, laughter

Dislikes: Mean people, mini vans, ignorance/intolerance

Thoughts to live by: Never be afraid to take a chance and push past your comfort zone; show your love and kindness each and every day!

Nuclear Beatdown
Retired
Pammy Decker
Retired in 2014
Pixie Bruiser
Retired in 2015
Plasmatic Kitty
Retired 2016

Nickname: Plasma
Number: 43K
Position: Blocker
Rookie Year: 2012-2013
Teams:
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014
Seabrook Meltdowns – 2012-2014

Poison AppleBottom
Retired 2014
Prissassin
Retired in 2016
Punky Bruiser
Retired 2017

Nickname:  Punky
Number: 85
Position: Jammer
Team/Teams: All Stars 2016
Rookie Year: 2013
Hidden Talents: Wouldn’t you like to know
Secret Weapon: I’ll never tell
Derby Wife: none
Likes: Books, cats, whiskey
Dislikes: Bacon

Rage of Aquarius
Retired in 2014
Renna Gade
Retired
River Song
Retired 2017

Nickname: River
Number: 87
Teams: All Stars – 2015

Roxie Roll’n
Retired in 2012
Rush N. Rule It
Retired 2015

Nickname:  Rush
Number: 38
Position: Blocker

Team/Teams:
Cherry Bombs 2014 – 2015,
Queen City Cherry Bombs 2010
Granite Skate Troopers 2010

Rookie Year: 2010
Theme Song: Flight of the Valkyries, Wagner
Hidden Talents: Secret
Secret Weapon: Hidden
Derby Wife: Not yet
Who is your mentor?  Could be anyone at any given time.
Likes: Spicy food, logic, simplicity, sunshine, water
Dislikes: People who can see but are still blind.
Thoughts to live by: Enjoy life.

Seema Littleoff
Retired in 2012
Seriously Slam’n
Retired
ShellATTACKaCardia
Retired
Shell B. Trouble
Retired 2015

Number: 7134
Position: Blocker
Rookie Year: 2014
Teams:
Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014

Sioux A Cyde
Retired in 2013
Slam I Am
Retired

#1010

Slick Tracy
Smash Atoms
Retired 2015

Nickname: Smash
Number:1953
Position: blocker

Team/Teams:
All-Stars 2015

Rookie Year: 2010

Theme Song: It’s a long way to the top by AC/DC

Hidden Talents: Ummmmm…I can do a headstand?

Secret Weapon: My inner thigh

Derby Wife: Knockers

Who is your mentor? Massenkill LaDouche

Likes: Potato chips, flowers, tattoos and roller derby!

Dislikes: Passive aggressive people

Thoughts to live by: “party on dudes, and be excellent to each other!” – bill and ted’s excellent adventure

Sonic Doom
Retired 2015
Souza
Retired 2015

Nickname:  Wasp
Number: 9277
Position: Blocker, pivot. Can occasionally be persuaded to jam

Team/Teams:
All-Stars – 2015

Rookie Year: 2011

Theme Song: “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria

Hidden Talents: Taking out tall jammers

Secret Weapon: “Not today!”

Derby Wife: Clawed Monet

Who is your mentor?  Anyone I can learn from.

Likes: Winning, science

Dislikes: Official timeouts with a minute on the clock.

Thoughts to live by: Beer.

Stagersaurus
Retired 2016

Nickname: Stager
Number: 11
Position: Blocker
Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs
Rookie Year: 2013
Theme Song: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light em Up) – Fall Out Boy
Hidden Talents: Do tequila shots count?
Secret Weapon: Hanger
Derby Wife: Sasshole (from State College Area Roller Derby)
Likes: Mexican food, beer, cheese, soft pretzels with beer cheese, brownies, cats, dinosaurs, crafting
Dislikes: Rude people
Thoughts to live by: Work hard, play harder

Su McKenzie
Retired in 2014
Tank’d Girl
Retired in 2013
The Tartlet Dodger
Retired 2016

Nickname: Tart
Number: 1837
Position: Jammer, Blocker, Bench Manager

Team/Teams:
Skater:
Nightmare on Elm Street – 2014
Cherry Bombs – 2014-2015
All-Stars 2015, 2016

Bench Manager:
NES 2012-2013,
Skate Free or Die 2014
All-Stars 2015

Rookie Year: 2011

Theme Song: “Consider Yourself” from Oliver!

Hidden Talents: Playing the violin

Secret Weapon: Giraffe legs

Derby Wife: Poison and Lethal

Who is your mentor? In derby? Priss, Deck, and Crue

Likes: Correct grammar and all things British

Dislikes: Passive aggression and the passive voice

Thoughts to live by: Always use the Oxford Comma

Trina Trioxin
Retired in 2013
T-Wrecks
Retired 2015
Valkyrie
Number 70

Nickname: Valkyrie
Number: 70
Position: Blocker
Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs/Cheapskates
Rookie Year: 2015-2016
Hidden Talents: Cooking and hunting
Secret Weapon: I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you! ;)
Derby Wife: Avada Kedavra
Who is your mentor? The Tartlet Dodger
Likes: Aviation, sleep and all caffeinated beverages!
Dislikes: Slow drivers, mumbling, decaf coffee.
Thoughts to live by:”Fall seven times, stand up eight.”

Vindetta
Retired 2017

Nickname:  V

Number: 203

Position: Blocker

Team/Teams:
All-Stars – 2015-2016
Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014
Granite State Troopers – 2014

Rookie Year: 2014

Derby Wife: Bo Loco (shhh, I haven’t asked her yet)

Who is your mentor:  Crueliette Lewis

Dislikes: I have too many

Thoughts to live by: This in time too shall pass

Zom B. Hunt-Her
Number 42

Nickname:  Hunt-Her
Number: 42
Position: Blocker and I’m not a jammer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Team/Teams:
Seabrook Meltdowns — 2012-2014
Cherry Bombs — 2015

Rookie Year: 2012

Theme Song: “Back for More” Five Finger Death Punch

Hidden Talents: Balloon Animals

Secret Weapon: I don’t have one but shhhhh don’t tell anyone!

Likes: Animals, pickles, rocks, gummy bears, driving fast and loud music

Dislikes: Zombies, men with clean shaven faces, poor sportsmanship and people with no sense of humor

Thoughts to live by: I once was sad because I had no shoes then I met a man who had no feet.