Retired Skaters

Skating, volunteering, coaching, leading… these people have done it all and have the scars to prove it! NHRD would like to thank these incredible former members for their years of service to the league. They hold a special place deep down in the cockles of our hearts… maybe below the cockles, in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don’t know…

  • 2Pack Shocker
    2Pack Shocker
    Retired Cherry Bombs Coach 2015
  • Acute Pain
    Acute Pain
    Retired in 2013
  • Angelina JoLethal
    Angelina JoLethal
    Retired 2016
  • Anja ina Heartbeat
    Anja ina Heartbeat
    Retired in 2013
  • Atari JoyKick
    Atari JoyKick
    Retired in 2013
  • Aubree Malicious
    Aubree Malicious
    Retired 2014
  • Avada Kedavra
    Avada Kedavra
    Number 87
  • Bash
    Bash
    Retired in 2014
  • Beta Blocker
    Beta Blocker
    Retired 2017
  • Bette Thistlehurt
    Bette Thistlehurt
    Retired
  • Bo Loco
    Bo Loco
    Retired 2017
  • Bobbi Gore
    Bobbi Gore
    Retired in 2014
  • Cee N. Spots
    Cee N. Spots
    Retired in 2014
  • Chicana Bruzya
    Chicana Bruzya
    Retired in 2014
  • Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
    Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
    Retired in 2014
  • ChuckNU Around
    ChuckNU Around
    Retired in 2013
  • Clawed Monet
    Clawed Monet
    Retired 2015
  • Cray Cray
    Cray Cray
    Retired in 2013
  • Critical Hit
    Critical Hit
    Retired 2017
  • Crueliette Lewis
    Crueliette Lewis
    Retired in 2014
  • Destroi
    Destroi
  • Dez
    Dez
  • Dirty Kat Box
    Dirty Kat Box
    Retired in 2013
  • Dixon Vixen
    Dixon Vixen
    Retired 2015
  • Dr. Ogre Kill
    Dr. Ogre Kill
    Retired 2014
  • Ellison
    Ellison
    Retired 2016
  • Emma Donnelly
    Emma Donnelly
    Retired in 2014
  • Estrogeena Davis
    Estrogeena Davis
    Retired 2015
  • Fittnado
    Fittnado
    Retired 2015
  • Freak’n Sweet 16
    Freak’n Sweet 16
    Retired
  • Game Ovaries
    Game Ovaries
    Retired 2017
  • Gil T. Conscience
    Gil T. Conscience
    Retired in 2013
  • Gypsy
    Gypsy
    Number 401
  • Hit ‘N Ronda
    Hit ‘N Ronda
    Retired 2017
  • Ivanna B. Vicious
    Ivanna B. Vicious
    Retired in 2013
  • JC Superscar
    JC Superscar
    Retired in 2013
  • Jeff
    Jeff
  • Jorge
    Jorge
    Retired All-Stars Coach 2017
  • The Justice
    The Justice
  • Jynx
    Jynx
    Retired 2016
  • Ka McKazie Kink
    Ka McKazie Kink
    Captain | Number 0
  • Kaos Borne
    Kaos Borne
    Retired 2016
  • Katrina Swirko
    Katrina Swirko
    Retired in 2015
  • Kim Bong Ill
    Kim Bong Ill
    Retired in 2014
  • Knock-A-Hoedown
    Knock-A-Hoedown
    Retired 2017
  • Lau-N-Disorder
    Lau-N-Disorder
    Retired 2016
  • Liv N. Fear
    Liv N. Fear
    Retired in 2014
  • M-Eighty HD
    M-Eighty HD
    Retired in 2013
  • Mac Truck Mel
    Mac Truck Mel
    Retired 2016
  • Marley Quinn
    Marley Quinn
    Retired 2016
  • Mary Eff’n Poppins
    Mary Eff’n Poppins
    Retired in 2013
  • Maully Offender
    Maully Offender
    Retired 2016
  • McKilla Queen
    McKilla Queen
    Retired in 2014
  • Medusa’s Might
    Medusa’s Might
  • Mimi Brown
    Mimi Brown
    Retired 2014
  • Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
    Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
    Retired in 2014
  • MissTres Manda
    MissTres Manda
    Retired in 2013
  • Mizz Dizzastah
    Mizz Dizzastah
    Retired
  • N. Raging Grace
    N. Raging Grace
    Retired 2015
  • Neon
    Neon
    Retired 2017
  • Nuclear Beatdown
    Nuclear Beatdown
    Retired
  • Pammy Decker
    Pammy Decker
    Retired in 2014
  • Pixie Bruiser
    Pixie Bruiser
    Retired in 2015
  • Plasmatic Kitty
    Plasmatic Kitty
    Retired 2016
  • Poison AppleBottom
    Poison AppleBottom
    Retired 2014
  • Prissassin
    Prissassin
    Retired in 2016
  • Punky Bruiser
    Punky Bruiser
    Retired 2017
  • Rage of Aquarius
    Rage of Aquarius
    Retired in 2014
  • Renna Gade
    Renna Gade
    Retired
  • River Song
    River Song
    Retired 2017
  • Roxie Roll’n
    Roxie Roll’n
    Retired in 2012
  • Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
    Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
    Retired 2017
  • Rush N. Rule It
    Rush N. Rule It
    Retired 2015
  • Scar Bro
    Scar Bro
  • Seema Littleoff
    Seema Littleoff
    Retired in 2012
  • Seriously Slam’n
    Seriously Slam’n
    Retired
  • ShellATTACKaCardia
    ShellATTACKaCardia
    Retired
  • Shell B. Trouble
    Shell B. Trouble
    Retired 2015
  • Sioux A Cyde
    Sioux A Cyde
    Retired in 2013
  • Slam I Am
    Slam I Am
    Retired
  • Slick Tracy
    Slick Tracy
  • Smash Atoms
    Smash Atoms
    Retired 2015
  • Sonic Doom
    Sonic Doom
    Retired 2015
  • Souza
    Souza
    Retired 2015
  • Stagersaurus
    Stagersaurus
    Retired 2016
  • Su McKenzie
    Su McKenzie
    Retired in 2014
  • Tank’d Girl
    Tank’d Girl
    Retired in 2013
  • The Tartlet Dodger
    The Tartlet Dodger
    Retired 2016
  • Techno Destructo
    Techno Destructo
    Retired 2017
  • Trina Trioxin
    Trina Trioxin
    Retired in 2013
  • T-Wrecks
    T-Wrecks
    Retired 2015
  • Valkyrie
    Valkyrie
    Number 70
  • Vindetta
    Vindetta
    Retired 2017
  • Zom B. Hunt-Her
    Zom B. Hunt-Her
    Number 42
2Pack Shocker
Retired Cherry Bombs Coach 2015
Biography 2Pack Shocker is a skater from the Mass Maelstrom league in Massachusetts. He holds a Bachelor’s degree in Exercise Science and Psychology and has worked professionally as a Coach and Personal Trainer. He began his roller derby career as a referee in 2010 and holds a Level-Two certification from the WFTDA. In 2013 Shocker began his skating career with The Mean Mountain Boys of Vermont where he earned two MVP awards. In 2014 Shocker transferred to Mass Maelstrom. 2015 marks Shocker’s second season with the Mass Maelstrom and first season coaching the Cherry Bombs.   Photo credit: Kevin Pillsbury
Acute Pain
Retired in 2013
Angelina JoLethal
Retired 2016
Nickname: Angelina JoLethal Number: 17 Position: Jammer, Blocker Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs – 2015 All-Stars – 2015, 2016 Rookie Year: 2014 Theme Song: The Dirty Glass – Dropkick Murphys Hidden Talents: Cosplay Secret Weapon: My booty Derby Wife: Tart Who is your mentor: Irate Pirate, Tart, Crue Likes: Cats, video games, chocolate and wine Dislikes: Low Blocks
Anja ina Heartbeat
Retired in 2013
Atari JoyKick
Retired in 2013
Aubree Malicious
Retired 2014
Avada Kedavra
Number 87
Bash
Retired in 2014
Beta Blocker
Retired 2017
Nickname: Beta or Beta Blocka Number: 978 Position: pivot/blocker and relief jammer! Team/Teams: NHRD All Stars 2016 Rookie Year: 2014 Season (W/ Nashville Brawl Stars) Theme Song: eye of the tiger Hidden Talents: I can read minds really well :P Secret Weapon: probably my boney hips lol Derby Wife: As far as I am concerned I am a baby, but I have my parents deck and douche  :D Who is your mentor? No one specifically- the girls I usually block with though(Deck, Douche, Irate) are all helpful Likes: I love cats, I love every kinda cat Dislikes: sore losers or winners, being cold, tuna fish, sour cream ickkkk Thoughts to live by: Hard work pays off
Bette Thistlehurt
Retired
Bo Loco
Retired 2017
Nickname: Bo Number: 91 Position: Blocker/Pivot Team/Teams: Granite Skate Troopers  2014 Cherry Bombs 2014- 2015 All-Stars- 2015, 2016 Rookie Year: 2014 Theme Song: “This Town Aint Big Enough For The Both of Us” by Sparks Hidden Talents: Professional grade cakes! Secret Weapon: Buns of steel. Derby Wife: Giggles #3X7 and secret derby lover: Vindetta #203 Who is your mentor? Irate Pirate #10, Caitlin Murphy #4, Amanda Goodell #2 Likes: Chocolate, Netflix and like, 5 people. Dislikes: Those sneaky, sneaky jammers. Thoughts to live by: Always stay ahead of the jammer.
Bobbi Gore
Retired in 2014
Cee N. Spots
Retired in 2014
Chicana Bruzya
Retired in 2014
Chicka Chicka Bam Bam
Retired in 2014
ChuckNU Around
Retired in 2013
Clawed Monet
Retired 2015
Nickname: Clawed Number: 1874 Position: Blocker Rookie Year: 2011 Teams: All-Stars – 2015 Skate Free or Die All Stars – 2014 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2012-2013 Granite Skate Troopers – 2012-2013 Bruises are my medium. Bodies are my canvas. Using my own body as a brush, I leave my mark upon my opponents, traces of my presence that persist into daily life. My art is performative; the bruises are only a record of the event, of the game that drives all of us to push ourselves towards greatness. Like my namesake, my art captures just a moment of life. It just happens that moments of my life are more hardcore than yours.
Cray Cray
Retired in 2013
Critical Hit
Retired 2017
Nickname:  Critical Hit (Crit) Number: 20 Position: Jammer Team/Teams: NHRD Cherry Bombs and All-Stars Rookie Year: 2016 Theme Song: Warrior’s Call – Volbeat Hidden Talents: I knit! I love making things for people <3 Secret Weapon: I’m fairly strong – working to use that to my advantage. Also, coffee Derby Wife: Who is your mentor?  Lethal! Likes: snacks, working out, bacon, coloring, legos, desert before dinner, and hanging with friends/family Dislikes: negativity, decaf, and meetings that could be emails Thoughts to live by: ‘semper gumby’ (means be flexible) and ‘death before decaf’
Crueliette Lewis
Retired in 2014
Destroi
Dez
Dirty Kat Box
Retired in 2013
Dixon Vixen
Retired 2015
Nickname: Dixon Vixen Number: 926 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs – 2015 Rookie Year: 2015 Theme Song: Walking Dead theme Hidden Talents: Rescuing animals Derby Wife: Pixie Bruiser. My derby crush is Piper. Who is your mentor: Pixie Bruiser Likes: Animal rights, exercise, underdogs, tasty cocktails, and Daryl Dixon, of course. Dislikes: Mean people, winter, mom jeans, lima beans, people who don’t respect the planet Thoughts to live by: Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical person that you are.  
Dr. Ogre Kill
Retired 2014
Ellison
Retired 2016
Nickname: Piper Number: 626 Position: Jammer Rookie Year: 2014 Teams: All-Stars – 2015, 2016 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014 Granite Skate Troopers – 2014
Emma Donnelly
Retired in 2014
Estrogeena Davis
Retired 2015
Fittnado
Retired 2015
Nickname: Fitt Number: 603 Position: Jammer Rookie Year: 2014 Teams: All-Stars  – 2015 Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014
Freak’n Sweet 16
Retired
Freak’n Sweet 16
Meltdowns JAM Coach
SFOD Allstars skater, bench manager, jam coach
Game Ovaries
Retired 2017
Gil T. Conscience
Retired in 2013
Gypsy
Number 401
Hit ‘N Ronda
Retired 2017
Ivanna B. Vicious
Retired in 2013
JC Superscar
Retired in 2013
Jeff
Jorge
Retired All-Stars Coach 2017
Jorge coached the New Hampshire Roller Derby All-Stars for the 2015 and 2016 seasons.
The Justice
Jynx
Retired 2016
Number: 22 Position: Blocker Rookie Year: 2014 Teams: Nightmares on Elm Street – 2014 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2015 All-Stars – 2015, 2016
Ka McKazie Kink
Captain | Number 0
Nickname: Kink Number: 0 Position:  Blocker, Pivot Team/Teams: Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014 Cherry Bombs – 2015 Rookie Year: 2014 Theme Song: Highway to the Danger Zone Hidden Talents: They are hidden safely under my bed with other…things… Secret Weapon: My brain Derby Wife: I can’t be tied down Who is your mentor?  I have many Likes: Astrophysics, Flying airplanes, Dancing, Winning Dislikes:  Bad attitude, laziness, failure Thoughts to live by: I’ll try anything three times…unless it kills me on try one or two
Kaos Borne
Retired 2016
Nickname:  Kaos Borne Number: 313 Position: Wherever I’m needed Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs Rookie Year: Fall 2015 Theme Song: Halestorm – Daughters of Darkness Hidden Talents: Confusing people Secret Weapon: Surprise cat butt Derby Wife: pending… Who is your mentor?:  Irate Pirate and Massenkill La Douche Likes: Relaxing while taking a long walk through the forest… Ignore the body I’m dragging… Dislikes: Burpees Thoughts to live by: I’m not *on* the Brute Squad… I *AM* the Brute Squad.
Katrina Swirko
Retired in 2015
Kim Bong Ill
Retired in 2014
Knock-A-Hoedown
Retired 2017
Nickname: Nacca, Knock-a Number: 3 Position: Jammer/blocker Team/Teams: Devil Dog Derby Dames (home team and All-Star team) Cherry Bombs – 2015 All-Stars – 2015 Rookie Year: 2014 Theme Song: Thugluv or Wannabe by the Spice Girls Hidden Talents: cooking Secret Weapon: Well that’s a secret Derby Wife: Grimm the reaper 626 !!! Who is your mentor?  rox.m.hard. Mz.hyde Grimm the reaper Likes: food, lots of food. Derby. My boyfriends dog, and sometimes my boyfriend. Dislikes: Speeding tickets, gaining weight. Not being able to do something I want. Thoughts to live by: Just keep swimming
Lau-N-Disorder
Retired 2016
Nickname: Lau Number: 11-11 Position: Jammer, Blocker Rookie Year: 2010 Teams: All-Stars – 2015, 2016 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014 Nightmares on Elm Street – 2013-2014 Roller Derby Manchester – 2012 ManchVegas RollerGirls – 2010-2012 Growing up I loved to play team sports and have always been competitive. I went to my first bout 3 years ago and I was hooked. Derby for life… or until I can’t skate any longer!
Liv N. Fear
Retired in 2014
M-Eighty HD
Retired in 2013
Mac Truck Mel
Retired 2016
Marley Quinn
Retired 2016
Mary Eff’n Poppins
Retired in 2013
Maully Offender
Retired 2016
Number 101
McKilla Queen
Retired in 2014
Medusa’s Might
Mimi Brown
Retired 2014
Miss Chiff N. Mayhem
Retired in 2014
MissTres Manda
Retired in 2013
Mizz Dizzastah
Retired
666mg
N. Raging Grace
Retired 2015
Nickname:  Gracie Number: 341 Position: Blocker/Pivot, alternate Jammer Team/Teams: Queen City Cherry Bombs (2010-2013, 2014) Revenge of the NHRDs (2011) Skate Free or Die All-Stars, (2012-2013, 2014) Seabrook Meltdowns (2010-2011) Granite Skate Troopers (2012-2014) All-Stars (2015) Rookie Year: 2010 Theme Song: The Day That Never Comes – Metallica Hidden Talents: TGLF Secret Weapon: TSO Derby Wife: Irate Pirite #10 (former wife- Seema Littleoff) Who is your mentor?  Sexie Sladie, Estrogeena Davis Likes: Sporting events, all aspects of nature, total honesty, genuine people, laughter Dislikes: Mean people, mini vans, ignorance/intolerance Thoughts to live by: Never be afraid to take a chance and push past your comfort zone; show your love and kindness each and every day!
Neon
Retired 2017
Nuclear Beatdown
Retired
Pammy Decker
Retired in 2014
Pixie Bruiser
Retired in 2015
Plasmatic Kitty
Retired 2016
Nickname: Plasma Number: 43K Position: Blocker Rookie Year: 2012-2013 Teams: Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014 Seabrook Meltdowns – 2012-2014
Poison AppleBottom
Retired 2014
Prissassin
Retired in 2016
Punky Bruiser
Retired 2017
Nickname:  Punky Number: 85 Position: Jammer Team/Teams: All Stars 2016 Rookie Year: 2013 Hidden Talents: Wouldn’t you like to know Secret Weapon: I’ll never tell Derby Wife: none Likes: Books, cats, whiskey Dislikes: Bacon
Rage of Aquarius
Retired in 2014
Renna Gade
Retired
River Song
Retired 2017
Nickname: River Number: 87 Teams: All Stars – 2015
Roxie Roll’n
Retired in 2012
Ruby Ruff-n-Tumble
Retired 2017
Rookie Year: 2010
Number: 57 Teams you’ve been on: Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls (Serial Thrillers, Straight Jackettes) NHRD All-Stars Best Skill: Communicating on the Track Secret Weapon: My Booty Theme Song: “Can’t Hold Us” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Rush N. Rule It
Retired 2015
Nickname:  Rush Number: 38 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs 2014 – 2015, Queen City Cherry Bombs 2010 Granite Skate Troopers 2010 Rookie Year: 2010 Theme Song: Flight of the Valkyries, Wagner Hidden Talents: Secret Secret Weapon: Hidden Derby Wife: Not yet Who is your mentor?  Could be anyone at any given time. Likes: Spicy food, logic, simplicity, sunshine, water Dislikes: People who can see but are still blind. Thoughts to live by: Enjoy life.
Scar Bro
Seema Littleoff
Retired in 2012
Seriously Slam’n
Retired
ShellATTACKaCardia
Retired
Shell B. Trouble
Retired 2015
Number: 7134 Position: Blocker Rookie Year: 2014 Teams: Seabrook Meltdowns – 2014
Sioux A Cyde
Retired in 2013
Slam I Am
Retired
#1010
Slick Tracy
Smash Atoms
Retired 2015
Nickname: Smash Number:1953 Position: blocker Team/Teams: All-Stars 2015 Rookie Year: 2010 Theme Song: It’s a long way to the top by AC/DC Hidden Talents: Ummmmm…I can do a headstand? Secret Weapon: My inner thigh Derby Wife: Knockers Who is your mentor? Massenkill LaDouche Likes: Potato chips, flowers, tattoos and roller derby! Dislikes: Passive aggressive people Thoughts to live by: “party on dudes, and be excellent to each other!” – bill and ted’s excellent adventure
Sonic Doom
Retired 2015
Souza
Retired 2015
Nickname:  Wasp Number: 9277 Position: Blocker, pivot. Can occasionally be persuaded to jam Team/Teams: All-Stars – 2015 Rookie Year: 2011 Theme Song: “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria Hidden Talents: Taking out tall jammers Secret Weapon: “Not today!” Derby Wife: Clawed Monet Who is your mentor?  Anyone I can learn from. Likes: Winning, science Dislikes: Official timeouts with a minute on the clock. Thoughts to live by: Beer.
Stagersaurus
Retired 2016
Nickname: Stager Number: 11 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs Rookie Year: 2013 Theme Song: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light em Up) – Fall Out Boy Hidden Talents: Do tequila shots count? Secret Weapon: Hanger Derby Wife: Sasshole (from State College Area Roller Derby) Likes: Mexican food, beer, cheese, soft pretzels with beer cheese, brownies, cats, dinosaurs, crafting Dislikes: Rude people Thoughts to live by: Work hard, play harder
Su McKenzie
Retired in 2014
Tank’d Girl
Retired in 2013
The Tartlet Dodger
Retired 2016
Nickname: Tart Number: 1837 Position: Jammer, Blocker, Bench Manager Team/Teams: Skater: Nightmare on Elm Street – 2014 Cherry Bombs – 2014-2015 All-Stars 2015, 2016 Bench Manager: NES 2012-2013, Skate Free or Die 2014 All-Stars 2015 Rookie Year: 2011 Theme Song: “Consider Yourself” from Oliver! Hidden Talents: Playing the violin Secret Weapon: Giraffe legs Derby Wife: Poison and Lethal Who is your mentor? In derby? Priss, Deck, and Crue Likes: Correct grammar and all things British Dislikes: Passive aggression and the passive voice Thoughts to live by: Always use the Oxford Comma
Techno Destructo
Retired 2017
Trina Trioxin
Retired in 2013
T-Wrecks
Retired 2015
Valkyrie
Number 70
Nickname: Valkyrie Number: 70 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: Cherry Bombs/Cheapskates Rookie Year: 2015-2016 Hidden Talents: Cooking and hunting Secret Weapon: I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you! ;) Derby Wife: Avada Kedavra Who is your mentor? The Tartlet Dodger Likes: Aviation, sleep and all caffeinated beverages! Dislikes: Slow drivers, mumbling, decaf coffee. Thoughts to live by:”Fall seven times, stand up eight.”
Vindetta
Retired 2017
Nickname:  V Number: 203 Position: Blocker Team/Teams: All-Stars – 2015-2016 Queen City Cherry Bombs – 2014 Granite State Troopers – 2014 Rookie Year: 2014 Derby Wife: Bo Loco (shhh, I haven’t asked her yet) Who is your mentor:  Crueliette Lewis Dislikes: I have too many Thoughts to live by: This in time too shall pass
Zom B. Hunt-Her
Number 42
Nickname:  Hunt-Her Number: 42 Position: Blocker and I’m not a jammer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night Team/Teams: Seabrook Meltdowns — 2012-2014 Cherry Bombs — 2015 Rookie Year: 2012 Theme Song: “Back for More” Five Finger Death Punch Hidden Talents: Balloon Animals Secret Weapon: I don’t have one but shhhhh don’t tell anyone! Likes: Animals, pickles, rocks, gummy bears, driving fast and loud music Dislikes: Zombies, men with clean shaven faces, poor sportsmanship and people with no sense of humor Thoughts to live by: I once was sad because I had no shoes then I met a man who had no feet.