Tiara Misu

Position: Volunteer Extraordinaire!

Bio: A brilliant child who could use the phone at 3 months old to call for Chinese take-out, her parents knew they couldn't give their baby the life she was destined for. With heavy hearts, the trio travelled to China where they left the baby on the doorstep of a Shaolin Temple. The monks raised her as their own and taught her useful skills using a Ginsu knife and Nun chucks. She could beat you to a pulp while making radish rosettes at the same time. They called her Tiara Misu and loved her for her dirty jokes and excellent cookies. When her exotic beauty became too distracting to the other monks, it was time for her to go and make her way in the world. Tiara packed her George Foreman grill, a bevy of hair products, and other meager possessions into 7 medium sized steamer trunks and headed out into the world to make her mark. Lion tamer, belly dancer, and fight promoter were among her many occupations. Today, Tiara works undercover as a government agent by day, and is the lead singer of her own punk band called Blind Fury. Tiara Misu is a deadly dessert that tickles your tastebuds and leaves you begging for more. Beware!