Pelvis Costello

Position: Announcer

Bio: Pelvis Costello is the King of Smooth. As an announcer and play-by-play commentator for New Hampshire Roller Derby and the Boston Derby Dames, Pelvis is all about engaging the fans while calling the action from his lofty perch. Like the Colonel, Pelvis Costello has his own special recipe of pop-culture humor and track awareness that is sure to enhance any derby experience.

Likes: Brylcreem, His grandfather, zombies, the microphone

Dislikes: Cheatin'

Derby Wife: The Reverend Al Mighty

Idols: Crispin Hellion Glover

Favorite thing about Roller Derby: That it exists, man.