Dirty Kat Box

Number: 409
Status: Active

Bio: Kat just wanted to make some extra money to buy front row tickets from a scalper so she could go see Kid Rock at Mohegan Sun. But instead, she became a bad-ass derby girl who wipes the filthy scum off the track! How she'd get from here to there? It's like this: she got a part-time job at a pet store. Her nights and weekends were filled with grooming, feeding, and POOP. There was this HUGE WHITE cockatoo that lived at the store. It had a nasty habit randomly letting out blood-curdling screeches every now and again. On one such occasion, it surprised Kat so much that she jumped, spilling 409 cleaner into a bag of cat litter. Things started smoking, bubbling, and sizzling. The next thing Kat knew she was picking herself up off the floor. Fast forward to Kid Rock at Mohegan Sun and Kat in the front row. This bimbo with a tramp stamp and synthetic hair extensions kept getting in her line of vision. Kat snapped and swung this chick around by her fake CHANNEL handbag and tossed her aside. Kat thought to herself "Wow...since when can I do that?" Then she remembered the 409 and the kitty litter...BINGO! After beating the crap out of security and getting backstage, Kat got close to the Kid. As he hugged her, he said "You smell like kitty litter! You are one Dirty Kat Box!" So to all you DERBY GIRLS...FEAR THE 409! She will wipe you out, scoop you up, and toss you out with the trash!